وزارد او دا وستساد
VIZITOR TO THE VESTSIDE
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American blog of Iranian dissent

Foreign Rite Aid

Every time a new administration comes into the White House, there's talk about the status of the embargos on Cuba and Iran which ban American corporations from exporting to those 'rogue' nation-states.

So while buying some Persianesque stuff at Rite Aid today, I couldn't help but think how some U.S. corporations would be chompin' at the bit to be able to tap into the Iranian market.

The Aftabeh Alternative: Kleenex Cottonelle Buttwipes (tagline: Be Kind to Your Behind!)

She-off Turn-ons: Rite Aid's Glycerine Suppositories

Anjeer'ing Audience: Nabisco's Whole Grain Fig Newtons

Polo PAZ in the Middleast: Black & Decker's 16-Cup Rice Cooker

Portable Samavar: Proctor Silex's Aluminum Electric Kettle

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